Ford Fiesta RS1800 - 1995 (M) No Reserve

I don't know who you are.  I don't know what you want.  If you are looking for an RS Turbo, I can tell you I have one.  But what I do have, is a very nice little RS1800 which I acquired a long time ago.   An RS which would make a dream come true for people like you.

If you don't bid on it,  that will be the end of it.  I will not message you,  I will not pursue you.  But if you do bid and do win,  I will contact you,  I will take your money - and I will give you the car.

Check out my 1995 RS1800.  I bought this about 6 years ago and left it in my garage.  MOT'd it every few years just to give it a run.

I bought this as it was a car I always wanted when I was a kid.  Turns out that now I am old, these cars are pretty crap.

I had my use out of it.  And by use - I mean I have been able to brag to my mates that I have a nice little RS in the garage. Unlike them who have baby strollers and lawn mowers.

Time for it to go to a new home    The buyer (whom I assume will be an enthusiast) will be extremely happy with it.

When people ask me why I am selling.. it's for these reasons...  It doesn't have satnav.... or a computer that talks to me,  or Spotify that I can't even work.. it doesn't tell me what psi are in my tyres, doesn't tell me where to get it serviced and it doesn't tell me where the nearest coffee stop is when I've been driving for 3 hours.  I know right?   What kind of dinosaur is this?

There is a huge pile of history for this thing.  I even have it's 1st 10,000 mile service receipt from 1996.   Not that it matters really.  It starts, drives and stops.  It has a fresh MOT yesterday.    Advisory was slight oil leak... or as I call it - 'character'

For the people of my age group... it has a Toad Immobilizer with installation certificate from 2002.   Not sure if there is any warranty left on that one.

It is what it is.  you don't need me to tell you it had a new wiper-blades fitted in the summer of 96.

Good points.. well.. it's pretty nice to be honest.   Can do with a bit of a clean.  If I cant get a valet out to clean it I will.

Bad points... it's old.. marks here and there..  passenger window has stopped working.  Don't know when that happened? Could be a switch, could be aliens.  Who knows?  Same as the electric boot release.

The drivers seat bolster is showing wear and there appears to be some kind scuff on the rear quarter (door) card thing.  It has tape over it and looks all sticky.  Could also be used to catch flies.

I've seen these (and if you're looking at this, you'll have also seen) go for good money recently.   Unlike all the others, I am not looking for crazy high prices.  I've had my fun,  time for someone else.

To save you and me a lot of time - I'll put some FAQ's below.

Will you take £1000?

No.

What is your best price?

10 grand.  That's best for me

Will you end the Auction early?

Make me an offer

Will you take p/ex?

No

Will you deliver?

No

Will you take £50 and hold it for 6 months?

No.

Would you like to swap?

Yes.. I'll swap for a pile of money

What are you wearing?

Speedos.  Always speedos.

Is there any car you'd be interested in?

A mint Mk1 MR2

Feel free to ask any questions.  Warning.. if you send me daft questions,  expect daft answers.  If it looks like there is no interest, then I'll probably just pull the advert and let it sit for another 5 years.

I am going away on the 28th.. (abroad, not jail)  - after that, I'll hand the keys over to my Brother to get rid of it for me.

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